The art of....

General steez
Steez cannot be bought or sold. It is both invisible but visual. It is all and nothing. If steez was to fall over in the woods...it would make the sound of one hand clapping. Lee here is demonstrating smith steez. Note how he is laid back in a 'i dont care style', his face expressionless
Steez is also like those little hair things you see on your eyes, when you look up. Or pas filming. As soon as you notice them, there gone never to return. You cannot be aware of steez if you are the creater of said steez, otherwise that steez implouds and causes a tiny blackhole, otherwise know as a steez hole. steezholes are dangerous, and are know for sucking in lighters from your pockets, and some country wont even alow you through borders if they find a steez hole on your person. Steez holes also deposit a substance, know as steezcheese. Steezecheese tend to gather between your toes, its black and smells funny. You can always tell when youve had a steez skate by how much has been deposited...

The hill bomb.
Find the biggest hill you can and tighten your trucks untill you hardly move them. Stand at top of hill and exhale breath through teeth like they do in the movies. Shake your head a bit. Maybe even walk down the slope slightly kicking imaginary pebbles out the way...now your ready to go. Jump on your board and give two graceful pushes. The art of the hill bomb is to look steezed at all moments during your decent down said hill, so i suggest either weaving, doing some kind of grab, or if your ultra cool, get some leather gloves and re-enact 'gleaming the cube' by doing some serious hand trailing...
Pas here is doing the 'cocker spanial'.
Observe his hair flowing behind him, much like the ears of the cocker spanial. Also, the stupid expression...
Also, once you have achived a worthy hill bomb the terms 'radical' or 'gnarly' can now be used to describe such hill bomb. Pas could have to said to Tarris after the achiveing the 'cocker'...'blimey, that was a bit radical'.